Commando Massacre Ninja Warriors


  

Name:  Commando Massacre Ninja Warriors

Position: Commando Massacre soldiers

Soldier class: Class I

Age: 18-40, average age 21

Height: 5'2" to 5'10", average 5'5"

Weight: ranges from 100-240 lbs., average 125lbs.

Way of dress: White, one size fits all mask, V-neck sleeveless shirt, "ninja" sweat pants, and tabis.

Special Training:

Commando Massacre Martial Arts

The CM leadership encourages the soldiers to practice the martial arts as much as possible. Many styles are taught from Judo, Karate, Jujitsu, Tae Kwon Do, Tang Soo Do, Hapkido, Shotokan Karate, Iaido, Kendo, Aikido, Sumo wrestling, Tai Chi, Kung Fu (several forms of which), Wu Shu, and Ninjutu of the Far East to Thai Kickboxing, Krav Maga, Arnis, and Brazilian Jujitsu. In 1979 a system of belt ranking was instituted to end confusion of rank and merit. The belt ranking goes as follows:
              White belt = beginner
              Yellow belt
              Orange belt
              Green belt
              Blue belt
              Purple belt
              Red belt
              Brown belt
              Black belt
              Master = expert
Any teacher unwilling to except this system is considered an enemy of the state and will be executed.


The Church

All soldiers are expected to attend church on Sundays. There the Reverend will deliver a half-hour sermon to each capacity crowd. All soldiers are expected to be quiet, fully clothed, and sober. Going to church is a must and any soldier that doesn’t will be executed.

Messhall

Soldiers can eat whenever they fell like it. The food is served buffet style. A team of chefs and kitchen workers prepare the food 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. The messhall is one of the few places the soldiers are allowed to lift their masks. They are expected to be orderly and clean. A special team of food workers prepares and provides the meals for the leaders. Any complains about the food is considered treason and those soldiers will be murdered.

Special Duties

Special duties are highly prized by the soldiers on the base. Some special duties include:
1.    Church helpers
2.    Messhall Workers and Kitchen Workers
3.    Janitorial staff
4.    Maintenance helpers
5.    Hospital Workers
6.    Bodyshop/ Graveyard crew
7.    Laboratory Helpers
8.    Animal helpers

Soldier Basics (NINJA WARRIOR)

All soldiers entering the team are given the following:
1.    2 One size fits all white mask
2.    2 White V-neck tank top shirt (military division on right side)
3.    1 Black belt
4.    2 pairs of underwear (tighty whiteys)
5.    2 white sweat pants
6.    1 pair of Tabi shoe/boots
7.    An assigned bed space in the Quarters
8     1 knife
9     1 sword or machete
10   1 tooth brush
Solders are allowed to keep a small amount of personal items such as photos, calendars, posters, and a Bible at their bed space.

Soldier Conduct

All CM Ninja Warriors are encouraged to practice at least one martial art. When entering the team, they are assigned a division of service. They are expected to report to that head general when a military campaign is ordered. Going to church on Sunday is a must. They must have their head shaved once a month/ face once a week. Masks are to be worn at all times except in the Messhall, when showering and in the Barbers. Soldiers do not have to wear their shirts at all times but have to in the church and the headquarters. Nudity except in the bathroom is forbidden. Not wearing pants is considered a sin by the church and deeply offensive by the leaders, which is punishable by death. Total obedience to the Lord is demanded; anyone who resists will be killed. Tattoos and jewelry are forbidden. Alcohol, cigarettes, and even cannabis are considered acceptable. (Cigarettes and cannabis are very scarce) Parties on Friday and Saturday nights and on Holidays are too accepted but if riots and building damage occur mass executions will be carried out.

Commando Massacre Military Divisions

There are six military divisions in the Commando Massacre Empire:
1.    IROC
2.    Comets
3.     Tri Masters (TM)
4.     Comet Hawks (CH)
5.     Allied Training Force (ATF)
6.     Aqua Hawks (AH)
All six divisions are equal in ranks in the team structure and are run by their representative Generals. In total population all are basically equal except the Aqua Hawks who are lesser numbers and headed by the Aqua Hawk Admiral.

Motto: "Watch your back sucka!"